{"product_id":"the-horrors-of-dating-a-coloring-book","title":"The Horrors of Dating: A Coloring Book","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"I see boring people.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e —All of us downloading apps for the fifth time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Here's Johnny.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e —Your mother's coworker Sue introducing you to her son who lives in the basement.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Be afraid. Be very afraid.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e —Your buddy when she shares her ring size on the first date.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWho doesn't want to throw a little shade at their ex? Add some color to your dating stories in this horror-themed coloring book.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIt's bleak out there. From the finance bro who's more in love with his stock portfolio than you. Or the girl who's just looking for someone to finance a new pair of Louboutins. Or that guy who still recounts his glory days as the high school quarterback. Sometimes it feels like your dating life is dead before it even begins.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSo grab some colored pencils, ghost on that date you're dreading, and celebrate your independence by just saying no to toxic partners!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eInside you'll find:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOver 40 illustrations of doomsday dating art\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA bewitching cover with foil embellishments\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHigh-quality paper that resists bleeding\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eConvenient layflat binding\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIntricate designs of all the dating scenes that haunt your dreams\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe perfect gift for anyone still searching for their \"till death do us part.\" Ideal during Halloween, Valentine's Day, or anytime you have Tinder downloaded on your phone.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Harper","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43003909800112,"sku":"9781400246250","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0528\/6821\/9056\/files\/horror.jpg?v=1702072773","url":"https:\/\/www.umojabooks.com\/products\/the-horrors-of-dating-a-coloring-book","provider":"Umoja House ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}